Never leave Batman hanging
Getting ready for a weekend with The Boy. Decide you should trim back those out of control pubes.
Dead battery in the trimmer.
Oh well. He may be plucking short and curlys out of his teeth all weekend
"I’m getting up a little earlier than usual so I can get to the office early" means "I’m going to lie in bed for 30 minutes and browse Instagram and Tumblr"