October 2009
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great moments in text message history
me- i’ll be running soon. then napping. then packing. way too much as always.
little b- well, you do have like 7 hours
me- no i meant packing too much. i will bring more costume changes than cher. it is my second gayest trait
little b- the first being sex with men?
me- you win the giant panda ;)
little b- yay! my love of pandas is my fifth most gay trait
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smiles
what if i could only smile once today? once a day for the rest of my life. if you are the one that put that smile there, that caused it to happen, i would have not a single complaint. it might just make me the happiest person in the world
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those damn things
Why do those little light bulbs over your head come on at random moments? Shouldn’t they operate more like a refrigerator light? Only when you open your mind should they come on. After all, ideas (especially bright ones) aren’t any good when your mind is closed.
