great moments in text message history
me- i’ll be running soon. then napping. then packing. way too much as always. little b- well, you do have like 7 hours me- no i meant packing too much. i will bring more costume changes than cher. it is my second gayest trait little b- the first being sex with men? me- you win the giant panda ;) little b- yay! my love of pandas is my fifth most gay trait
what if i could only smile once today? once a day for the rest of my life. if you are the one that put that smile there, that caused it to happen, i would have not a single complaint. it might just make me the happiest person in the world
those damn things
Why do those little light bulbs over your head come on at random moments? Shouldn’t they operate more like a refrigerator light? Only when you open your mind should they come on. After all, ideas (especially bright ones) aren’t any good when your mind is closed.