Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to...– Plato (via ageofreason)
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of squirrels and traps
so….i have a squirrel in my attic. was gonna cost me $1200 to get him removed. so i ordered a trap on amazon.com. set it tonight. there were a few problems with this idea….. 1. i’m terrified of the weak ass attic ladders that come in old houses like mine 2. the attic light is out, it was dark as a mother fucker up there 3. i had this vision of the squirrel deciding to...
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Don’t bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to...– William Faulkner (via ageofreason)
what-the-shit: praying is talking to yourself ok you are god get over it
things you can say about your hair but not your...
what-the-shit: damn this is getting way too long and thick can we just cut it off
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oh i’m sure one of you more savvy bloggers has already posted this but…..
The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.– Thomas H. Huxley (via ageofreason) (via brain-gasm) (via fhtagn-nagh) (via realvermin)
The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen...– Ferdinand Magellan (via ageofreason)
The Whiskey Monologues: “I drink,” she said,... →
whiskeymonologues: “I drink,” she said, “because it helps me forget about you. And when I’m not drinking, I’m sitting here wallowing in my own self-pity. When I drink, I can at least forget that there’s even anything to pity. Getting drunk alone is like my own personal ‘fuck you’ to all those happy couples out…